The following is an actual event that took place tonite while hubby and I hung out at the kitchen table after the kids went to bed. A text is sent to hubbys phone from a number neither of us recognizes. he suggests we play a little game and so..
For clarity T is our mystery texting buddy and our responses will be marked at U.
T- Hey
U- Who is this
T- Me across from you
U- Bad news. Youre sitting across from the wrong person
T- Really?
T- Ok then I should come sit next to you
U- You can do that but I must warn you. The person youre going to sit beside doesnt know you are coming.
T- What?? Is this Ed or his girlfriend?
T- WTF
U- I tried to tell you. The person across from me is my wife and were sitting in our dining room. (its a kitchen)
T- NiceUm Ed gave me the wrong F-n number. Bro, you funny as shit
U- My wife and I are having a good laugh at your expense. I think you might want to stay away from Eds girl : )
T- Okyou saved my ass man. That could have been very uncomfortableleave it to Ed to give me the wrong numberlol
And so are the days of our lives.