Animal abuser loses testicles

Published on Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Adam and Eve are chilling in the garden. Adam sees Eve, shes got that I am up to no good, man look. Adam follows her closely and they end up infront of the Tree of Knowledge. Theres a snake dangling upside down from a branch, hissing on about God being a liar. Eve reaches out to grab some fruit. As the fruit touches her lips, Adam whacks it from her hands and punches the snake in the face.

An indignant Eve scowls as she helps up the snake, apologizing profusely.  She stomps off continuing to rant on about how Adam is always keeping her from the things she wants, and how tired she is of him acting like a pompous controlling pig. She goes home and sulks, refusing to put out.  Adam, desperate to regain his wifes approval rushes back to the tree, snatches some fruit, takes it to his wife, explains how she is right and he acted like an oaf. Eve is satisfied with his concession and they eat.